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The 11th Fforde Ffiesta will be a celebration of everything Ffordian
Once again we are planning a fun packed weekend with enough ffordian nonsense to ensure you never look at a dodo or anything else in quite the same way again.
Be prepared to hunt lobsters, become Mrs Danvers, play all new 'Name that Fruit', evade questions, duel rabbits, dunk biscuits and maybe meet a transient moose.
You will also get to meet your favourite author, ask him some awkward questions and get an exclusive sneak peak at his next book